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//who, me?

JORDAN M.
10 Feb '93
left-handed!
eurasian!


Ngee Ann Primary School
1/5 '00, 2/1 '01, 3/2 '02, 4/1 '03, 5/2 '04, 6/2 '05


Victoria School
1A '06, 2A'07, 3C '08, 4C'09

ex-yangqin principal
ex-vsco librarian

ex-student ambassador


I am worth $2,149,234!

❤ MOSQUITO GANG!

I want a Masters in Geography and a diploma in yangqin.

//money for me!

//let's talk crap!

//get lost.

Aaron Tay
Alina
Angus =.=
Asaph =x
Bryan Heng
Emersius
Ernest Lim
Hui Shan
Hui Yi
Joan
Jon Tan
Joshen
Jun An
Lin Chun
Ming Hao
Ming Jun
Rui Si
Samantha Hui
Samantha Tan
Sheryl
Wee Bian
Wei Lun
Yi Qi
Yi Ting
Yi Xuan
Yong Siang
Yvette

VSCO
OPWS - Comb Hair Wash Fur
VS Kyushu Trip '08

Splashings Of Sarcasm
(my embarrassing P6 blog!)


XIAXUE!!

Shakira.com!
Ai Otsuka official website!
Lolcats!

My Multiply (synchronized to this blog)
My Facebook profile

The Sorbet Files (lime-sorbet FAQ)

//recommended reading!

- VCNX & Twitspeak - a comparison

- Paranoid Singaporeans

- The Trina Tan saga

- A day in the life of a yangqin player

- Extreme Makeover

- Jordan FAQ

- End-of-week Madness!

- Joke of the century

- Bangkok Trip '07

- Victoria Challenge '07

- To Hell And Back

- Secondary 4 Graduation 2009

- 'O'-level Geography revision

- VS Kyushu Trip '08

- VSCO Handover '09

//memories.
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
September 2009
October 2009
November 2009

//moozic!




//thanks!

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Monday, 30 November 2009 @ 3:08 PM
One of the longest "weird dream" entries ever (so far)! |

LONG ENTRY!

OMG I had a totally cool dream last night! It was like some sci-fi movie, LOL. But first, let me talk about another weird dream I had nearly 2 weeks ago - I kept forgetting to blog about it. Luckily I noted it down in my phone so I can still remember. :P

I was back in kindergarten! More specifically, Good Shepherd Convent Kindergarten, complete with the beloved nuns who attempted to force-feed me the toxic gunk they called "food". Anyway, the kindergarten had completely changed. Apart from the treehouse, which was exactly the same, the buildings had completely changed, and now looked like a cross between Victorian-era architecture and an obscure European mountaintop monastery.

Anyway, the first scene was some sort of sleepover in one of the kindergarten's/monastery's rooms. Strangely enough, the people there were me, Wei Loong, Ernest Chin, Ming Jun, Marcus Guat (no idea what he was doing there, I don't even know him in real life, LOL) and a few other people I couldn't make out.

When we woke up, it was the first day of 'O'-levels. However, Loong and I woke up late, and the rest had already left. We started to panic, because it was English paper 1 and obviously, we can't miss that. =.= We really started to panic after that, because the paper started at 1pm, and it was already 12.30pm. Thankfully, though, the kindergarten was right next to VS (incidentally, it is rather close to VS in real life =.=).

BUT, what made me fuming mad was that Loong said, "Eh, I go run first. Wait for me!"

...

I wanted to vomit! It's half an hour to our English 'O'-level paper 1 and this fat fool is going to run?! My dad suddenly entered the room and offered to bring us to school - I said, "Ok, but Wei Loong went to run!"

So my dad refused, saying that his schedule is packed and he can't wait for Loong to come back.

Finally, Loong returned from his run and we ran to VS. When we reached there, we realized we were on time, because the clock in the kindergarten was 1 hour fast. =.= We met Asaph and Long at the umbrella, then I said, "You guys go for 'O'-levels, I'm going back to the kindergarten."

So I ponned the exam and went back to kindergarten to sleep for a while more, before waking up a while later. When I woke up, I went outside, where the weather was very cold and dry (err, similar to how Australia is in winter). I walked along the path next to a spice garden, and saw Eric Joshua (WTH IS HE DOING IN MY DREAM?!) peeing against a brick wall. LOL. So I went over and we reminisced about "the good old days" when we were still in kindergarten, and how we used to pee against the exact same wall, etc. LOL. That part is hilarious, LOL.

Then the scene switched to nighttime, and we were all back in the bedroom. The rest were having a discussion, and finally they nominated me to enter the "secret library" of the kindergarten to get hold of three mystical books as part of a quest. I accepted. LOL.

So I snuck out of the room and entered a secret tunnel, which was a passageway to the crystal library. When I emerged, the library was illuminated a soft sapphire blue by the moonlight, and it was still bright enough from the stars and moon to see the clouds drifting across the midnight sky. How poetic. There were mountains in the background too.

Anyway, the library was a glass-domed structure. Not that large of a room, anyway. I hopped silently from bookshelf to bookshelf (yes, I was on top of the bookshelves...), and finally, I reached the far side of the room, where the 3 mystical books were laid on top of a shelf next to a lit candelabra. This was the "restricted section" of the library (hmm, becoming surprisingly similar to Harry Potter).

Just as I grabbed the first book, DUMBLEDORE APPEARED (LOL). He chided me for taking the book without permission, then went on to say, "Oh well, you can have it, and the other two as well."

So I took the other two books, plus the candelabra (no idea why), nodded to Dumbledore in thanks, and slipped back through another secret tunnel passageway back to the bedroom, my quest completed.

THE END.

Ok, now for last night's dream:

It was Teachers' Day, and everybody went back to Ngee Ann Primary School, woohoo! =.= Anyway, we all started out by going to the canteen and doing the usual "Teachers' Day" stuff which involves wrecking the entire school, making fun of the ugly primary school kids, etc. Then, we all went to the Parade Square and lined up. Yes, lined up. In our ex-P6 classes, LOL. Damn funny. Anyway, for some reason, Alena Foong lined up with 6/2, even though she was from 6/1.

Then, the whole cohort was marched over to some gigantic vehicle that looked like a huge space shuttle. Then, they asked the 6/1 people (there were only 4 of them, strangely, including Alena), as well as me, to get inside a particular "tunnel" or corridor of the shuttle, because they could only carry out the procedure with 5 people at a time. The rest of the students waited outside.

Suddenly, the scene switched to something that looked a bit like MapleStory. =.= In a cross between Orbis, El Nath and some other weird place. Anyway, I was fighting Luster Pixies on a map surprisingly similar to Sharp Cliff 2, and then I was jumping around portals and going around in circles until I found a secret portal to a dark, dungeon-like cave filled with horrible dark monsters. I got through the first chamber, and then got damn scared because the next chamber was filled with gigantic, black, skeletal dragon-like creatures. I died instantly, even with Magic Guard, but I still respawned in the same map. Then I teleported back out. After jumping around the portals again, the scene switched back to the space shuttle thing.

The other 6/1 people were asked to proceed through the tunnel first, while Alena and I waited outside the entrance. After a few minutes, they asked us to go through. When we entered the door, it looked a lot like the "blue stone staircase" in NAPS, and I asked Alena, "Is this Crescent Girls School?"

She replied, "Yes."

=.=

Anyway, we climbed up the staircase, and were faced with a gigantic, maze-like, spiralling cross between a staircase and a rock-climbing wall. =.= So we started hauling ourselves up the structure, with Alena going first. As usual, my dreams always make me look like some weakling, so as she gracefully leapt from platform to platform, at times I was struggling to find the next handhold, and she had to pull me up. -.- Then I noticed that her skirt was dropping, so I shouted it to her and she was like, "OH OK!" and continued to climb up. =.= Wow, such a pro.

Anyway, we reached the top of the structure fairly quickly, and had to get past one final obstacle before we could reach our "sleeping quarters" in the Crescent Girls School space shuttle thing. =.= This obstacle was a sort of drawbridge connecting the structure to the sleeping quarters' entrance. Alena asked me to get through first, but I couldn't. The drawbridge, though partially-open, was too high for me to pull myself over. Then I noticed a red button, and, as I was half-hanging on the drawbridge, I pressed it, and the drawbridge lowered fully, so we were able to crawl through (crawl because the ceiling was too low for us to walk).

We entered the dormitories, and there were the other 6/1 people - I only remember Wei An and Wei Siang, LOL - sitting on beds. The moment they saw me, they demanded that I leave their room and go to the 6/2 room next door. -.- Hmph! Alena stayed with them, though, since she was from 6/1.

Unfortunately, I was the only person in the 6/2 room, because the space shuttle commander realized that they had run out of time for the "launch". So the rest of the P6 cohort was packed into a bus and driven off, while the 5 of us were rocketed into space from the shuttle, LOL. Damn funny.

Then I saw my dad in the next room, which was extremely crowded and looked exactly like an MRT carriage. =.= He was fiddling with his new camera and waved to me. Then I rolled my eyes and closed the door, LOL.

THE END.


*

Is it just me or does my YQ have a sort of distinct smell? Every time I enter my room and walk past it, I catch a whiff of some nice, sweet scent, lol. Seriously. And it's not the anti-rust - that smells awful. =.=

*

Wen: "YOU STILL HAVEN'T TIDIED UP YOUR BED?!"

Me (making up an excuse): "Just now Racer was sleeping on it!"

Wen: "So? Tidy up now lah!"

Me: "Aiya, tonight also will sleep right? Tidy up for what?! =.="

Wen: "=.="

*

Hmm, it's 3.10pm now. Stanson just flew off 10 minutes ago. Boohoo! :'(

Oh, and he owned me in the MSN 7-hand poker game last night, LOL. Even though I won twice. -.- First time was tyco, second time was because he gave me chance then he ended up losing, LOL. I'm such a sucker. But that just shows how pure I am, losing at horrible games like poker. I refuse to gamble! xD So virtuous. Eusebio will be proud. =x

But I still beat Hui Yi, LOL. And not just in poker - in every single MSN game there is, LOL. HAHA, YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER, CHEW! xD

"lime-sorbet.blogspot.com: You do something stupid, it's my job to blog about it."


Sunday, 29 November 2009 @ 8:57 PM
Life will be even more boring... |

STANNYBOY* IS LEAVING FOR HONG KONG TOMORROW. NOOOOOO!!!! T_T Now life will be evenmore boring. -.- Nobody to SMS for 8hrs straight and then continue on MSN for another 4 or so hours. =.= Nobody to suan and be suanned by! Bleargh, he's only back on 29 December. :(

*

Picture time:

[cutie Jay. Aww!]

[This is awesome, LOL!]

[this year's Christmas tree. WTF man, soft toys?! Have my parents gone mad?! They say it's so the dogs don't choke on the usual baubles. -.-]

[I mean, look at that. Revolting.]

[AND THESE ARE HANGING FROM THE WINDOW, WTH. As you can see, the whiteboard that used to be in my room is now downstairs, to make space for the YQ.]

*

Lol, 2 of my Australian relatives are over at my house looking at the dogs. -.- Just came back from dinner with them at the nearby Thai restaurant, haha.

*He asked me to call him this and put his name in rainbow, LOL. Gay pride FTW, Bunbun. =.= He also wanted the "VIP slot" at the top of the post. -.-

"lime-sorbet.blogspot.com: You do something stupid, it's my job to blog about it."


Saturday, 28 November 2009 @ 10:33 PM

*via MSN*
Me: "I've totally forgotten about Quek since Os. Like seriously, I forgot he even exists."
Asaph: "I went out with Quek last Saturday."

Me: "Did he eat up your whole day?"

Asaph: "No, we ate lunch and dinner together."

Me: "That's half the day eaten up by Quek, and it was spent eating, no less."

"lime-sorbet.blogspot.com: You do something stupid, it's my job to blog about it."